So this might look like a very innocent and basic picture of a Dyson Vacuum, but don’t be fooled people. There is an evil and deadly snake in that vacuum!
I came home from running errands yesterday afternoon, went in the pool table room to turn off the light and there was a small (evil) SNAKE on the ground!!!!!! I screamed like mad and I ran into the kitchen to call Lamar, who was asleep in our bedroom. I was yelling at him to come downstairs and help me and he was soooo asleep and kind of confused. I said “Baby! What do I do? Should I vacuum it?!” He said in his sleep over the phone “Yes…is it small?” I hung up on him and attempted to vacuum the little creature up. Mission accomplished.
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I put the vacuum back into the closet and went upstairs. Malika called and I told her the entire story — she asked me if I actually killed the snake. I said no why?! She said well it can crawl out of the vacuum….. Soooo I screamed, scared Lamar out of his sleep again and I think you can figure out why the vacuum now lives outside of my house.
Lamar is still asleep…. He has no idea the drama that happened while he was asleep. I doubt he even remembers me screaming. Man….oh man. Only me. Sorry, just had to vent to you guys! LOL.
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lol. it looks like a garden snake! dnt let it die call animal control or something.
LAUGHING! OMG Khloe you are hilarious. Keep the stories coming, they are freaking fab!
Omg Khloe I think I would have had a heart attack!! You are brave,brave girl cause that snake would have had my whole house to himself.
Oh Godddddd! That’s freakkkyy! I think I would have died rather than build up the nerve to go anywhere near that thing :|! I say have someone chop its head off, so it doesn’t come back LOL!
That looked like an earthworm on steroids maybe he trained with the rocket Roger Clemens lol
OMG! That is friggin’ hysterical!!! When Lamar gets up, have him kill it and put it over the fence…you’ll have rain! LOL!
I think its funny.But PETA is going to kick your ass! lol
lmao….i probably would’ve frozen and screamed til the hubsters came down….but on another note…i’m sure PETA would disapprove lol!
P.S. REALLY beautiful yard! I LOVE! <3
Oh my goodness! The adventures of Khloe never cease!