So this might look like a very innocent and basic picture of a Dyson Vacuum, but don’t be fooled people. There is an evil and deadly snake in that vacuum!
I came home from running errands yesterday afternoon, went in the pool table room to turn off the light and there was a small (evil) SNAKE on the ground!!!!!! I screamed like mad and I ran into the kitchen to call Lamar, who was asleep in our bedroom. I was yelling at him to come downstairs and help me and he was soooo asleep and kind of confused. I said “Baby! What do I do? Should I vacuum it?!” He said in his sleep over the phone “Yes…is it small?” I hung up on him and attempted to vacuum the little creature up. Mission accomplished.
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I put the vacuum back into the closet and went upstairs. Malika called and I told her the entire story — she asked me if I actually killed the snake. I said no why?! She said well it can crawl out of the vacuum….. Soooo I screamed, scared Lamar out of his sleep again and I think you can figure out why the vacuum now lives outside of my house.
Lamar is still asleep…. He has no idea the drama that happened while he was asleep. I doubt he even remembers me screaming. Man….oh man. Only me. Sorry, just had to vent to you guys! LOL.
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I’m like that with spiders but you’re HELLLLAAAA braver than I am! This whole story is freakin hilarious! And the snake inside that vacuum is EFFING DISGUSTING!!!!! You’re amazing!!!!
Khloe – I hope you called someone to take that snake out after?
If not that is a seriously EVIL thing to do.
ps: You are too hot, not to mention funny, for words… If you ever feel like coming over to the sapphic side drop me line ;)
Hey Khole you & Lamar should really invest in a rainbow cleaning system it’s the best thing ever!! love your fan Em
you are such a beautiful and sexy looking girl, who is very intelligent, with a heart of gold, but at the same time nobodies fool and on top of that so down to earth and sooooo funny, you certainly have the whole package going for you chloe…..love watching you and your lovely family.
wait pita had nothing to say about this?
OMG! Snakes Are GROOOOOSSSSSSS!! && that’s a damn good vacuum. haha.
HAHAHAHAHA THATS JOKES !!! i wud have prob just screamed n locked it in that room until i got someone to come help lol !!!! :)
You crazy girl!! .. . I would do the same -My man kills everything for me EXCEPT when he’s sleeping. I would of never thought of the vacuum cleaner. Ha Ha – Using that next time ;)