So this might look like a very innocent and basic picture of a Dyson Vacuum, but don’t be fooled people. There is an evil and deadly snake in that vacuum!
I came home from running errands yesterday afternoon, went in the pool table room to turn off the light and there was a small (evil) SNAKE on the ground!!!!!! I screamed like mad and I ran into the kitchen to call Lamar, who was asleep in our bedroom. I was yelling at him to come downstairs and help me and he was soooo asleep and kind of confused. I said “Baby! What do I do? Should I vacuum it?!” He said in his sleep over the phone “Yes…is it small?” I hung up on him and attempted to vacuum the little creature up. Mission accomplished.
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I put the vacuum back into the closet and went upstairs. Malika called and I told her the entire story — she asked me if I actually killed the snake. I said no why?! She said well it can crawl out of the vacuum….. Soooo I screamed, scared Lamar out of his sleep again and I think you can figure out why the vacuum now lives outside of my house.
Lamar is still asleep…. He has no idea the drama that happened while he was asleep. I doubt he even remembers me screaming. Man….oh man. Only me. Sorry, just had to vent to you guys! LOL.
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Wowww KLO that is tooo funny!!! Lmao! Well at Least it’s in there for now and didnt get to bite you..lol…I probally would of done the same thing…or I would of grabed something to put it in2..and flushed it down the toilet. HAHAHAA
Just wanted to say I loveeee you and Kourt Sooo much! I hope you read this…:)I think you are the most Beautiful, down to earth and SO REAL!<~~It kills people! I think also, Kourt” Is soo lucky to have you for a sister. You guys are Both Lucky to have each other. She’s great to you as well. Keep having her back..LOL…Thats so wat Sisters are for! Luv Ya!
Oh my gosh that is scary!!! I probly would have left the house, haha. Good idea to suck the evil snake up. your a brave girl Khloe!
LMAO you R so funny!!!! I whould have ran out the house and never came back!!!
LOl! Khlo u just made my day :)
OMG… THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY KHOLE…..BTW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING WOMAN LOVE YA !!!!!MUAH..
Oh my, is there anything that you won’t plug for money?? Now Dyson Vacuum cleaners, good god. I’ve heard you don’t even post this stuff yourself, your “assistants” do it…..
The poor snake. You should let it out somewhere away from your house. I totally understand why you did it though. Nice to see your man came to your rescue!! LOL
LOL , we have two snakes at home – but you really needed to call somebody like that Billy guy in NEw orleans. LOL that would have been cool -
OMG Khloee!
Just looking at the picture of the snake inside the vacuum gives me the creeps :) I could only imagine what I would do if it was in my house! Prob the same thing you did!
LOL
<3 ya
lol…that is too funny!