So remember when Kim and Kourtney set me up on a bunch of blind dates without my knowledge??? Well now it’s my turn to have a little fun!
Kourtney hates the “getting to know you” game, as she calls it, so she NEVER dates! So I decided that it was my responsibility to help my dear sister find a suitable, and sexy, companion. LOL.
So all of you eligible bachelors out there, if you think my sister Kourtney is a hot bitch and you want to date her, swing by DASH in Miami this Thursday, June 4th at noon so I can judge ALL of you! Who knows? You just might be picked to go on a date with Kourtney! ;)
We’re located at 815 Washington Avenue (8th st. and Washington). Hope to see some of you there!!!!
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Hey pick me loll I’ll go on a date with her and I’ll p MSG me bakcat my email acastro1988@gmail.com lollll
ahahahaha! this is hilarious! you should pick the looniest man. or a girl! ahaha!
ahahahaha! this is hilarious! you should pick the looniest man. or a girl! ahaha!
Khloe,
I don’t know about this one. Be careful!!
I agree with the security issue because there could definitely be some crazy dudes out here.
That could happen anywhere not just here in Miami.
thats gonna be funny as hell im not sure if u should do a serious pick or a funny pick but ur definitely right payback is a bitch hahahaha
I might have to take a trip down to Miami on thursday…Bring some of my guys!
Hey khloe you grls are to hott. I wish I could make it June 4th because I know I’m the one for your sister LOL. Please tell her I love her and can’t wait til your show airs it’s gonna be amazing. Much love and congrats on your success with the new store
Khloe this is hilarious! Kourtney is gonna be sooo ticked at you!
Omg that is HILARIOUS hahaha I can’t wait to see that on the show. I effing love you khloe :)
i fucking love you khloe!
TEAM KHLOE! FOREVER!!!!!!!!